Sunday, September 17, 2006

Never Again

Sister K and Future Brother-in-Law K concede to doing religious counseling before their upcoming marriage. Eight sessions with this wannabe charismatic deacon at the parents' church.

Sister K: Never again.
Joseph K: What do you mean?
Sister K: I am done. I am never going to church again.
Joseph K: Oh, you too. How bad could the counseling have been.
Sister K: You have no idea.
Joseph K: What do you mean? Was it that bad?
Sister K: Not until the deacon started this 45 minute schpiel about sexual orgasms.
Joseph K: Enough.

Girlfriend K, who'd been listening to all this, rolled her eyes.

Joseph K: What?


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