Thursday, January 06, 2005

Sweet Annie C.

Ann Coulter is my favorite earthbound demon. Beezlebub is too showy, and Mephisto smells too sulphury (yes, there is such a thing as too sulphury). No, my favorite: Annie C.

Her column today was delightful bile, more so for its title than its content: LIBERALS LOVE AMERICA LIKE O.J. LOVED NICOLE

A highlight from today's piece: "The Washington Post criticizes Bush for not rushing back to Washington in response to the tsunami -- amid unfavorable comparisons to German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder, who immediately cut short his vacation and returned to Berlin. (Nothing snaps a German to attention like news of mass death!) ."

She managed to turn Schroeder's concerns for a mass distaster and tragedy into a Holocaust attack. She must fart acid. I mean, she must.

Our favorite conservative propagandrix raises an interesting question at the end of the piece: "Stipulating that liberals love America -- which apparently depends on what the meaning of 'love' is -- do they love America as much as they love bin Laden and Castro?" See, this is why I cannot hate Annie C. Sure, she's evil. But, she's comically evil. Her perversion of logic and basic decency is so cartoonish as to render her harmless and cuddly. I'd hug her if it wouldn't blister my skin.


Blogger Jack W. Orf said...

She's amazing. How can such a hot babe be such a bitch? I'm convinced that all she needs is a good fork.

4:07 PM  
Blogger Joseph K said...

heh heh heh...yeah...welcome to the blog and look forward to your comments in the future....

12:54 AM  
Blogger tequilita said...

"she must fart acid"...that's good, really good.

i agree about cartoonish logic. this is why shows like the o'reilly factor do more harm than good for conservatives. i'm probably a lot more conservative than i am liberal, but he's such an ass, it's embarrassing watching his show.

anyway, hi joseph k!

11:38 AM  
Blogger Joseph K said...

Welcome Kimberly...ever since news became entertainment, it has become a parody of itself. Coulter and O'Reilly are basically the television equivalents of shock jocks, dragging discourse to new lows. Intelligent, reasoned discussion has given way to shrill, empty nonsense.

Now, you'll excuse me as I go back to watching "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle."

3:38 PM  
Blogger tequilita said...

i read favorable reviews on that one. i'll have to rent it. i saw "sideways" this evening. anyone who likes wine, women, writing, or has ever had or is going to have a mid-life crisis, should check it out. really funny.

6:54 AM  
Blogger Joseph K said...

Don't rent it. IT started off amusing, and ended up odd, yet banal (a somewhat remarkable accomplishment, I guess). I suggest you check out "House of the Flying Daggers," possibly the most beautiful movie I have ever seen. Superfluous plot, it is like watching a moving painting.

8:54 PM  

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