Abbreviated Super Bowl Pre-Game Analysis

I'll save you the seven hours (ESPN Gameday started coverage at 11AM) of Super Bowl pre-game analysis by summarizing it here:

The game is going to come down to who makes more plays. The team that makes more plays will win. Both teams have playmakers. They both see themselves as underdogs. And that's giving them some inspiration. They probably have butterflies, more as the game time comes nearer. But, big time players make big time plays in big time games. The great ones step it up in these types of games, and before this is over we'll be introduced to some great ones.

The battle is really going to be in the trenches. How the big guys match up. Both sides have some big time players on both sides of the ball. I am Hot Tequila Brown...wait, sorry, I got distracted by some Jamiroquai playing in the background.

Jerome Bettis is from Detroit. And he's nice.

Both coaches are great ones. You know they'll be doing everything to win the game. They're probably holed up in their hotel room going over tape and making adjustments. That's how they got here. Unfortunately, one one coach is going to be able to say he won Super Bowl XL. That's just the way it goes.

The hookers in Windsor are reall professionals. Real pros. (Ok they won't be saying that out loud).

Both teams will be looking for that one big play that will make the difference. It could happen at any time, and when it does, it could change everything. The players will have a full breakfast, waffles, pancakes, chicken. They'll need it. (actual quote).

We end with a query: when it comes to breakfast meats, why does pork seem more right?