Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Now I Feel Petty

If anyone should be rubbing salt in Bill O'Reilly's wounds...you know, the wounds caused by the publication of accusations that he pleasures himself with vibrators while harrassing subordinates...it should be rap star Ludacris. After all, O'Reilly cost Ludacris an endorsement deal with Pepsi when O'Reilly waged a a war aginst Pepsi's hiring of Luda because of his immoral and misogynistic rhymes, a war with some obvious cultural and racial overtones (O'Reilly is a master race-baiter).

But, Ludacris refrained from attacking O'Reilly recent problemson his latest album: Rapper Pulls Punches with Fox News Nemesis. I keep pointing out how the married O'Reilly was accused by a subordinate of propositioning her and pleasuring himself during phone conversations with that subordinate. And, Ludacris is taking the high road. I should be ashamed of myself.

In any event, O'Reilly has pivoted from attacking black culture to attacking Jews he feels are "anti-Christmas," apparently. For those who may have missed it, here is O'Reilly addressing comments to a Jewish caller to his radio show about Christmas:

"You have a predominantly Christian nation. You have a federal holiday based on the philosopher Jesus. And you don't wanna hear about it? Come on, [caller] -- if you are really offended, you gotta go to Israel then. I mean because we live in a country founded on Judeo -- and that's your guys' -- Christian, that's my guys' philosophy. But overwhelmingly, America is Christian. And the holiday is a federal holiday honoring the philosopher Jesus. So, you don't wanna hear about it? Impossible.

And that is an affront to the majority. You know, the majority can be insulted, too. And that's what this anti-Christmas thing is all about."

Remember minorities: the majority can be insulted too. So just keep quiet and conform already...

5 Comments:

Blogger Spiral Stairs said...

Doesn't Ann Coulter teach us that we should simply destroy, by rape and pillagery, non-Christian nations? That would make life a whole lot simpler for us fans of the "philosopher" Jesus.

9:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought that he was our "Lord & Saviour". Philosopher sounds awfully blasphemous.

10:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That Jesus kid had some good ideas...he was the tops...

5:53 PM  
Blogger Joseph K said...

Ann Coulter is the anti-Christ. Seriously, how can one be so hateful without any irony. How repuslive must she be to date? I mean, she's rich and famous and no one wants anything to do with her relationshipwise.

7:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's the spirit for the holidays... THROW a yule log on O'reilly and GET a pie for Coulter! Happy Kwanzaa

2:58 PM  

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