Thursday, December 16, 2004

For Christ's Sake

How the hell is this allowed to happen: Michael Jackson to Throw Kids Holiday Party at Neverland. Given Jackson's proclivity for plying kids with wine, which he calls "Jesus juice," I have this image of a bunch of drunk nine year olds barfing in bushes around the compound and cursing out Santa ("Where......the fuck are you on December 26, Santa?...huh?...when the shit goes back to normal and the toys get boring...what?...wait, don't go, Santa...please take me home with you...that bitch MOM is always telling me what to do...keep me away from the creepy white monster with black hair...shit, where's my Jesus juice?!?")


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