Things I Don't Like, Part 2

6. I don't like people who walk slow.

7. I don't like the smell of bacon.

8. I don't like being in an elevator with someone who has some bacon-based food in a bag.

9. I don't like a lot of make-up on a woman.

10. I don't like the fact that I caught watched 10 minutes of Footballer's Wives and didn't change the channel. And I wantched 10 minutes more; I didn't like that either.