Monday, November 22, 2004

Some Thoughts....

Some thoughts, hopes, etc. that occurred to me today:

1. I hope and pray for a full and speedy recovery for Condi and her uterus.

2. I have been chewing a lot of gum lately. If chewing gum is wrong, I don't want to be right.

3. I was actually impressed with that fan who started the brawl in Detroit on Friday. Not only did he managed to nail Artest with his beer from like 20-30 feet away. But, he also managed to avoid Artest's initial freak out (loved the innocent guy who got beat up mouthing "I didn't do it" as he got thrashed). Then, the same dude managed to land some blows to the back of Artest's head. For a sociopath, he was mighty sneaky and good.

4. In Trump World, bankruptcy = success. In Joseph K World, Trump = shithead.

5. Cudos to the Major League Baseball for picking the least interesting name for a team. The Washington "Nationals?" It was apparently the name of the Washington team in the late 19th century. Of course, back in the 19th century, boredom was recreation and all that the unwashed proletariat deserved. Most kids had lumps of coals as pets back then.

6. Re the Tara Reid flashing incident a P. Diddy's birthday party earlier this month: Well, at least now Tara Reid will be remembered more for her grotesque, mishapen areolas and not her shitty acting career.


2 Comments:

Blogger Spiral Stairs said...

If Condi's uterus recovers, doesn't that mean she has the theoretical capacity to procreate? I may have to root against her uterus.

8:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd rather think about Reid's crappy career than her areolas...

8:40 AM  

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