Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Pre-Vacation Ramblings

So, I am off for the next couple of weeks....this final post will be a stream of consciousness, rambling post...much like the old Larry King columns from the USA Today...only not as cool or simple...King would be like...fish, good for the heart...Dean Martin, as classy as you thought he was...Splash? Splyes!...et cetera...things I have been thinking about...moonwalking versus spacewalking?...spacewalking is slow and requires thousands of dollars of equipment...and a zero G vacuum...moonwalking requires a smooth surface, non-rubber soled shoes, and fluid moves...spacewalking= better helmets....moonwalking=populism, less training...give me moonwalking..."runaway bride" was recently sentenced to community service...she was last seen cutting grass...where was that bitch when I needed her this weekend...Katherine Harris is running for a Senate seat in Florida...she's already cut off voting and certified herself the winner...a 28-year-old South Korea guy died after playing 50 straight hours of video games...died of heart failure and pathos...car I just bought was deemed by Forbes as best car for scaring off your date...I should be happy about my timing then...Next Friday...four words that will change television for the next several generations... "Gene Simmons Rock School"...Peter Jennings made me laugh at least once every time I tuned in...Irvine the sea lion recently got lost and swam to Irvine...fucking narcissist...Treasury Secretary Snow lamented today about his concerns that wealth is not being distrubuted fairly in this country even as the economy gets better...no one laughed...that fucker does NOT know how to tell a joke...see you all in a couple of weeks...

5 Comments:

Blogger Johnny C. said...

Damn, I wonder what game that guy was playing for 50 hours.

If he was American I would go with some sort of strategic assualt game. Maybe even "World of Warcraft" or possibly even "The Sims go to China town". Since he was Korean though I bet he was playing some sort of Anime import game that you have to shoot up every hour so you stay in-tune with the game.

10:24 AM  
Blogger Joseph K said...

I remmeber some cats playing Everquest and killing themselves over dying or losing their jobs. Some intense shit.

10:07 PM  
Anonymous tequilita said...

so this is stream of consciousness for you? this is what you really think about? i would love to know exactly what you do for a living.

and i like your mini! size doesn't matter joseph! ;)

11:40 AM  
Blogger Joseph K said...

A mini?!? Never. They have the mini in the photo at the top of the article, but if you scroll down about midway, they have a list of cars tied to messages the cars apprently send.

Ok, now I am REALLY going on vacation, the cab's outside...

2:08 PM  
Anonymous tequilita said...

oh! sorry.

k, good...cuz size really does matter, i was lying before.

3:46 PM  

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