Pre-Vacation Ramblings

So, I am off for the next couple of weeks....this final post will be a stream of consciousness, rambling post...much like the old Larry King columns from the USA Today...only not as cool or simple...King would be like...fish, good for the heart...Dean Martin, as classy as you thought he was...Splash? Splyes!...et cetera...things I have been thinking about...moonwalking versus spacewalking?...spacewalking is slow and requires thousands of dollars of equipment...and a zero G vacuum...moonwalking requires a smooth surface, non-rubber soled shoes, and fluid moves...spacewalking= better helmets....moonwalking=populism, less training...give me moonwalking..."runaway bride" was recently sentenced to community service...she was last seen cutting grass...where was that bitch when I needed her this weekend...Katherine Harris is running for a Senate seat in Florida...she's already cut off voting and certified herself the winner...a 28-year-old South Korea guy died after playing 50 straight hours of video games...died of heart failure and pathos...car I just bought was deemed by Forbes as best car for scaring off your date...I should be happy about my timing then...Next Friday...four words that will change television for the next several generations... "Gene Simmons Rock School"...Peter Jennings made me laugh at least once every time I tuned in...Irvine the sea lion recently got lost and swam to Irvine...fucking narcissist...Treasury Secretary Snow lamented today about his concerns that wealth is not being distrubuted fairly in this country even as the economy gets better...no one laughed...that fucker does NOT know how to tell a joke...see you all in a couple of weeks...