Michigan Radically Reduces Driving Age, Cute Mayhem Ensues

Police: 4-year-old drives mom's car. From what I read, his driving was safer than, say, the average octogenarian.

Given a chance to turn himself in, our toddler rebel decided instead to stick it to the man:

"Weaving and with its headlights off, the car got the attention of Officer Jay Osga, who first thought he was following a car that had been left running at a gas pump.

He flipped on his lights when the car turned into the apartment complex and struck two parked cars. The boy put the car in reverse and struck Osga's cruiser."

The Man had to "recognize" this bad, bad boy's skillz, though: "No charges will be filed against the boy or his mother..."

Word.