Breaking News! Kerry Won!

At least that's what I found on the internet. This forthcoming book is tantalizingly entitled "John Kerry: Our Forty-fourth President." It's number 16,742 on Amazon's sales rankings, and can be purchased for only $28.50. It comes out on January 1, so reserve your copy of this piece of history now!

While you're at it, check out these other titles from this publisher:

- "Learning America's New National Language: German" (published in 1943).

- "President Dewey: Our Hero."

- "The 2000 Election: How the Supreme Court Ensured That the Will of the People Would Be Heard in the Election of President Gore."

- "Iraq: How the United States Is Improving the Lives of Iraqis and Ensuring the Development of a Free and Peaceful Democracy."